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YITTERS FOR SALE

Affordable adorable yitters for sale!
Cuddly and fluffy, small critters for sale!
A quarter for one or a nickel for two,
Want the whole bunch? Just a penny will do.
Take one for yourself or buy one for your spouse,
They're good with young children and clean in the house.

Once in your home it'll murmur a coo,
Wiggle its back and divide into two.
Two will then coo and divide into four,
Then divide and divide till there's hundreds or more;
And tomorrow you too will assuredly wail-
Affordable adorable yitters for sale!

--William Shakespeery

 

 

 

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