I got in twouble yestaday,
I'm missing all the fun:
The bwand new teacha benched me
Now I'm wawning evewyone.
At lunch she fwowned inside the office
Standing on the scale,
She looked so slim I said, "Miss Wich,
You skinny as a wail."
"One month!" she shouted getting wed,
"No wecess, Mista Bell!"
So do not compliment Miss Wich--
She doesn't take them well.