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BENCHED FOR RECESS

I got in twouble yestaday,
I'm missing all the fun:
The bwand new teacha benched me
Now I'm wawning evewyone.

At lunch she fwowned inside the office
Standing on the scale, 
She looked so slim I said, "Miss Wich,
You skinny as a wail." 

"One month!" she shouted getting wed,
"No wecess, Mista Bell!"
So do not compliment Miss Wich--
She doesn't take them well.

--William Shakespeery

 

 

 

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